me: THIS SONG
SOUNDS LIKE YOUR FAKE THAI
http: //rd.io/x/QVUvajcBoeA
50 minutes later
Luxiou: YEAH
SOUNDS LIKE A CASE OF
DISTORTED LABIA
Luxiou: IT GETS SO LONELY WHEN PAUL IS SLEEPING
NO WIFE
NO KIDS
me: SAD
Luxiou: NO CAT
WAAAAAAAAH
me: yeah come by
Luxiou: HEY THE DOMAIN
EDMONDISGAY.COM
IS AVAILABLE
Luxiou: JACKPOT
TESTICLEHAVEN.COM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALSO
ASSCHEMICALS.COM
!!!!!!!!!
7: 01 PM
Luxiou: WHAT
7: 02 PM
WHERE ARE YOU
OH MY GOD
I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE
YOU GOT HIT WITH A SHRINK RAY
AND NOW YOU ARE INSIDE AAAAAA'S VAGINA
EWWWWW
GOD JUNY
JUST HANG ON
WE ARE COMING TO RESCUE YOU
Luxiou: EXIT THE VAGINA WITH DIGNITY
7: 24 PM
me: I WILL TRY
me: FUCK IT. I'M BUYING A SNUGGIE
6 minutes later
Luxiou: WOW BRO
I HAD ALMOST THE EXACT SAME CONVERSATION WITH MYSELF RECENTLY
me: HOW ALMOST EXACT
Luxiou: I WAS SITTING ON THE COUCH IN MY BOXERS PLAYING SKYRIM
AND THOUGHT
DAMN, IT'D BE NICE TO HAVE A SNUGGIE RIGHT NOW
me: YEAH
Luxiou: ALSO
ATTITUDE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN FACTS
SAYS MY FORTUNE COOKIE
