Luxism
Apr 04
[video]
Mar 28
oh how the tables have turned
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Lux:
hey
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Me:
anal sex
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Me:
fat pussy lips
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Lux:
what
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Me:
vaginal discharge
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Me:
chlamydia
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Me:
the clap
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Lux:
im trying to have a serious conversation here!
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Me:
hairy poonanny
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Lux:
CONSERVE HAIR
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Me:
distended clitoral … things
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Me:
WHAT
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Lux:
main cabin select
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Me:
DO YOU WANT LUX
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Lux:
THATS WHAT SHE SAID
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Lux:
SHE WANTS MAIN CABIN SELECT
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Lux:
EXTRA HEADROOM
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Lux:
OH WAIT
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Lux:
IM AT THE AIRPORT
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Lux:
BORED
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Me:
NICE
Mar 27
after forgetting the login to this tumblr for 2 solid months... we finally remembered (so you can imagine the queue is incredibly backed up)
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Lux:
I JUST FELL ASLEEP
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Lux:
WHILE TAKING A SHIT
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Lux:
BEAT THAT
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Me:
uhhhh
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Lux:
I WOKE UP BECAUSE MY ELBOW SLIPPED AND MY FOREHEAD SLAMMED AGAINST THE GROUND
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Lux:
TRUE STORY
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Me:
..
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Me:
where are you
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Lux:
AT HOME
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Me:
oh ok god
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Me:
i thought you were still here at the office
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Lux:
YOU THOUGHT I WAS MESSAGING YOU FROM THE OFFICE TOILET?
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Me:
yes
Jan 11
In Which Lux Finds Jesus
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Lux:
THE WORLD IS A MAGICAL PLACE
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Lux:
WE SHOULD ALL BE THANKFUL
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Me:
wtf
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Lux:
I FOUND JESUS
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Me:
great
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Lux:
HE WAS A HOMELESS MAN LYING ON THE CORNER OF 4TH & TOWNSEND
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Lux:
I REFUSED TO GIVE HIM CHANGE
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Lux:
HE THREW A SPOON AT ME THAT ALMOST HIT MY HEAD
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Me:
hahahaha
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Me:
why do you think he's jesus
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Lux:
HE KEPT YELLING
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Lux:
"I AM THE RESURRECTION"
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Lux:
AT ALL THE WALGREENS CUSTOMERS
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Lux:
LESSON LEARNED
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Lux:
DONT FUCK WITH GOD
Uranus
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Lux:
holy shit i slept about 17 hours
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Me:
nice
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Lux:
WHERE AM I
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Me:
in space
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Lux:
IM STANDING ON URANUS
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Me:
great. this again.
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Lux:
A GAS GIANT
Jan 04
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FUCKING A I WANT TO BIT INTO A BIG
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MAC
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MOST REAL LIFE OBJECTS NOW LOOK LIKE CUTS OF MEAT TO ME NOW
Dec 27
It doesn't make any sense
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Lux:
WHEN THEY ARE IN ACTUALITY HAVING SEX WITH DUDES WITH ALMOST NO OBSERVABLE PENILE MATERIALS
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DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE
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BREAD GOES IN
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TOAST COMES OUT
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Me:
...
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WORDS OF WISDOM
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Lux:
SANDWICH SULTAN
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Me:
WHAT
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Lux:
<a link to the sandwich sultan>
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BREAD GOES IN
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SANDWICHES COME OUT
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OH SNAP
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NOW THE HUNTED BECOMES THE HUNTER
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THE STUDENT BECOMES THE MASTER
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THE SLAVE BECOMES THE GLADIATOR
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Me:
hahaha whoooah
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Lux:
THE USURPER BECOMES THE USERPEE
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Me:
that thing is awesome
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Lux:
THE SERVANT BECOMES THE SULTAN
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THE PREDATOR BECOMES THE PREY
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DARKEST BEFORE DAWN
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6.115 PROJECT
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I GOT A B ON IT
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FUCKERS
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Me:
FUCK EM
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DENY THEM SAMMICHES
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Lux:
THEY GET NONE
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ALL THEY GET
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IS GENGHIS KHAN SPERM
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10% OF WORLD POPULATION WHAT
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Me:
...
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oh god there's a puppycam
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http:
//www.sfspca.org/support/events/macys-holiday-windows-s2
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Lux:
YEAH I GOT FUCKED
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Me:
WHAT
HAPPY HOLIDAYS. FROM LUX.
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Lux:
https://www.google.com/search?q=gulab+jamun&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=m4z6Tp6NPKnZiQL65tk5&biw=1590&bih=1342&sei=wYz6TqzyGZLWiAL7tI2MDQ
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me:
yes delicious good job
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Lux:
THATS A LOT OF BALLS
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me:
sticky ones
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Lux:
BUT THEY CONTAIN MILK
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WHICH IS IRONIC
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BECAUSE NORMALLY MILK IS SUPPOSED TO COME FROM BOOBS
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AND BALLS HAVE A DIFFERENT WHITE LIQUID INSTEAD
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IRONIC
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Me:
great
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Lux:
ALANIS MORISETTE
Dec 14
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Lux:
http://www.lolsaywhat.com/tag.php?t=tapeworm
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2:
27
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me:
NO LUX
Dec 12
